Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope


Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

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Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

burgertv:

Only strippers shave above the knee.

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humanoidhistory:

From Russia with Love (1963): ”Ah, the old game: give a wolf a taste and then leave him hungry. My friend, she’s got you dangling.”

humanoidhistory:

From Russia with Love (1963): ”Ah, the old game: give a wolf a taste and then leave him hungry. My friend, she’s got you dangling.”

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The Doctor: *turns up 3 weeks late with Starbucks

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iamironmeme:

dearness:

qunerdi:

???????

WHAT KIND OF COURT IS THIS

I’m just still in awe that they have chairs small enough to accommodate bees

bee movie is art

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